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In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.

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When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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One Liner Yourself
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Children Home Human
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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Advice Necessary Stupidity Wisdom Word
I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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Black Grow Up Myself
I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Home Loss Myself
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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Humor Laughter Pain Survive Yourself
Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Challenge Violence
Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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Art God Hairs One Liner
The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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Dream Future Inspirational Past
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Dog Teaching Yourself
Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Old One Liner
All parents experience the same problems.
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Experience Parents Problem
Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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Children Father Joy Myself
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Fundamental Marriage Oneself Truth Wife
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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Avoid Law Promise

In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.

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In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.

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