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In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.

Bill Cosby

When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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One Liner Yourself
You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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Genius Marriage Yourself
Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Lips Yourself
If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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Recognize See Yourself
The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Death Funny Life Reading Worst
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Father Funny Love Present
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Funny Future God Hope
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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Avoid Law Promise
Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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Decision Fear Yourself
When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Deep Dream One Liner Wake Up Yourself
Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Deep Devil Forget
Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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Laughter Life Survive Worst
I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Failure Myself Success
The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Gift God Heart Marriage Memories Relationship
You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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Authority Power Trust Yourself
When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Carry Weapon Yourself

In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.

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In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.

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