Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
BILL COSBYIn spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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Only stupid one’s.
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The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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