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In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.

Bill Cosby

Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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Intellectual Nature People
Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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Art God Hairs One Liner
I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Myself World Yourself
I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Importance Myself People Person Self Love Try Worth
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Children Goodness Ideas Myself Reality Reason Time
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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Humor Laughter Pain Survive Yourself
Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Children Home Human
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Funny Future God Hope
The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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Future Goal Stop Violence World
The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Gift God Heart Marriage Memories Relationship
Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Deep Devil Forget
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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Eat Myself Pieces
The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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Invention Play
Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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Myself World
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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Avoid Law Promise
All parents experience the same problems.
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Experience Parents Problem

In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.

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In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.

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