Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
BILL COSBYIn spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Old is always fifteen years from now.
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All Children Have Brain Damage!
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I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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