Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
BILL COSBYIn spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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All parents experience the same problems.
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