Eating takes a special talent. Some people are much better at it than others. In that way, it is like sex, and as with sex.
ALAN KINGEating takes a special talent. Some people are much better at it than others. In that way, it is like sex, and as with sex.
ALAN KINGIt’s not easy being a father, but I’ve been allowed a comeback.
ALAN KINGNow that’s better than sex, but only if the salami is thickly sliced.
ALAN KINGWhen I get up in the morning, I have to decide what I’m going to have for dinner or I can’t get through the day.
ALAN KINGComedy is a reflection. We create nothing.
ALAN KINGLarry David finds a way to make jokes about the Holocaust. It would never have occurred to me. And it was funny.
ALAN KINGThe ability to absorb a book and make someone else’s words and story your own was exactly was I was doing on stage.
ALAN KINGMy son says I never tell stories about anyone who’s living.
ALAN KINGYou know you are getting old when people tell you how good you look.
ALAN KINGWe watch society. As society behaves, then we have the ability to make fun of it.
ALAN KINGAn old socialist-unionist who always considered himself a failure. His big line was: ‘Don’t end up like me.
ALAN KINGLet’s face it: It’s difficult enough to be funny without worrying about what is going to offend whom.
ALAN KINGComedy is an amazing calling. Once you get that first laugh, it’s hard to turn away.
ALAN KINGAs a parent, I’d – I’d be a better father.
ALAN KINGI always plan dinner first thing in the morning.
ALAN KINGIf you stop and think about it, nearly all great humor is at the expense of someone or something.
ALAN KING