He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
GROUCHO MARXGo, and never darken my towels again.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
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Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
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A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket.
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Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
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If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
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You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
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I must admit, I was born at an early age.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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Don’t look now, but there’s one man too many in this room, and I think it’s you.
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I never go to movies where the hero’s tits are bigger than the heroine’s.
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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