Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
GROUCHO MARX
Go, and never darken my towels again.
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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
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Do you mind if I don’t smoke?
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I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
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Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman.
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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
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If you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because I’d like to hear it again.
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In studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat.
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Why don’t you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
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I only write first editions.
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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
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A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket.
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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
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I’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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Time wounds all heels.
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