One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I’ll never know.
GROUCHO MARXGo, and never darken my towels again.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
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In studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat.
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I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
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We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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If you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because I’d like to hear it again.
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All geniuses die young.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
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Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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