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George Carlin Quote - I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.

I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.

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If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
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Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
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Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.
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Is there another word for synonym?
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other’s picture.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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