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Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.

Bill Cosby

I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Failure Myself Success
Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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Children Father Joy Myself
Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Deep Empty Philosophy Yourself
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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Humor Laughter Pain Survive Yourself
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Children Home Human
Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Lips Yourself
The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Problem Technology Thinking
Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Deep Devil Forget
Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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Myself World
Only stupid one’s.
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One Liner Stupidity
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Children Ordinary Parents Talk
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Empty Herself Moments Myself Philosophy
Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Different Man Woman
All parents experience the same problems.
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Experience Parents Problem
I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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Black Grow Up Myself
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play

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