A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
BILL COSBYHaving a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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