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Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.

Bill Cosby

Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Children Home Human
I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Failure Myself Success
In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Advice Book Children Discipline Father Mother Mystery Right
Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Justice Parents Peace Quiet
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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Eat Myself Pieces
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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Avoid Law Promise
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Carry Weapon Yourself
Only stupid one’s.
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One Liner Stupidity
The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Gift God Heart Marriage Memories Relationship
There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Dignity Person Right
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Children Ordinary Parents Talk
Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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Myself World
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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Desire Failure Fear Greatness Success
That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Body Philosophy Science
The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Death Funny Life Reading Worst

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