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Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.

Bill Cosby

There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Funny Future God Hope
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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Advice Necessary Stupidity Wisdom Word
Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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Myself Talk
The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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Future Goal Stop Violence World
Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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Children Father Joy Myself
A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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Deep Rise See Sun
Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Deep Empty Philosophy Yourself
I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Myself World Yourself
All parents experience the same problems.
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Experience Parents Problem
In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Advice Book Children Discipline Father Mother Mystery Right
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Children Ordinary Parents Talk
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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Deep Forget Ourselves
The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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Invention Play
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Children Goodness Ideas Myself Reality Reason Time
The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Death Funny Life Reading Worst
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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Desire Failure Fear Greatness Success

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