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George Carlin Quote - Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.

Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.

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GEORGE CARLIN

Funny Humour Synonym
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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Failure Humour Hustle Inspirational Success Try
Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that’s twice as big as it needs to be.
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Big Emptiness Glass People Perspective Sad
Everyone smiles in the same language.
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Beautiful Language One Liner Positive Smile
Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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Argument Beat Experience Failure Lost
Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
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Change Deep Discover Life Nature One Liner
Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
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Breathe Laugh Life One Liner
Always do whatever’s next.
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Inspirational Life One Liner Success
When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot’s hands.
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Brake Hands Inspirational Life One Liner Step
Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
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Human Nature People Wasted Time
Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away.
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Breathe Life Memories Moment Travel
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
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Deep Fly Walk
The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.
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Earthquake Humour Place Shop Stationary
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Bad Christmas Girl Jolly Live Reason Santa Sex
One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
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Committment Friendship Maintain Murder People Reason Victim
There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.
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Deep Future Healing Immediate Past Present

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