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George Carlin Quote - Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.

Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.

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People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.
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Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.
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Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck.
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If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
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The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
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A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
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