I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
BILL COSBYWhen you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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All parents experience the same problems.
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Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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