When you become senile, you won’t know it.
BILL COSBYIs the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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All Children Have Brain Damage!
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