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Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.

Bill Cosby

Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Deep Devil Forget
The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Problem Technology Thinking
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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Deep Forget Ourselves
Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Lips Yourself
All parents experience the same problems.
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Experience Parents Problem
Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Deep Hear Thinking Voice Woman Yourself
Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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Fantasy Funny Greatness Oneself Romantic
Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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Fun Yourself
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Children Ordinary Parents Talk
All Children Have Brain Damage!
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Children Injury
Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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Intellectual Nature People
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Empty Herself Moments Myself Philosophy
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Children Home Human
Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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Decision Fear Yourself
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Children Goodness Ideas Myself Reality Reason Time
I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Failure Myself Success

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