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A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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Children God
The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Problem Technology Thinking
You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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Authority Power Trust Yourself
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Beautiful Children Love People Sex
You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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Genius Marriage Yourself
And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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Death Himself See Voice Yourself
I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Myself World Yourself
People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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Forgiveness Imagination Move On People Yourself
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Funny Future God Hope
A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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Deep Rise See Sun
As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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Children Mom Myself Oneself Past Science Start Young
Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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Danger People World
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Children Goodness Ideas Myself Reality Reason Time
The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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Invention Play
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Children Ordinary Parents Talk
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Fundamental Marriage Oneself Truth Wife

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