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Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.

Bill Cosby

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Carry Children End Funny Name
Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Challenge Violence
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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Eat Myself Pieces
You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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Genius Marriage Yourself
I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Failure Myself Success
It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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Beautiful Black Perspective
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Children Goodness Ideas Myself Reality Reason Time
Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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Afraid Decision Inspirational
Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Children Home Human
Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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Myself World
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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Deep Forget Ourselves
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Children Home Human
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Deep Dream One Liner Wake Up Yourself
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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Advice Necessary Stupidity Wisdom Word
Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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Art God Hairs One Liner

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