It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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More Bill Cosby Quotes
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Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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All parents experience the same problems.
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I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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