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The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Problem Technology Thinking
The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Death Funny Life Reading Worst
People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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Forgiveness Imagination Move On People Yourself
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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Avoid Law Promise
When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Deep Dream One Liner Wake Up Yourself
Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Old One Liner
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Children Goodness Ideas Myself Reality Reason Time
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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Eat Myself Pieces
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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Humor Laughter Pain Survive Yourself
Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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Alone Food Live Man
Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Deep Devil Forget
You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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Genius Marriage Yourself
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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Danger People World
Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Children Home Human
I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Myself World Yourself

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