In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
BILL COSBYThe serve was invented so that the net could play.
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The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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Only stupid one’s.
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No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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