Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
BILL COSBYThe serve was invented so that the net could play.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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