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Bill Cosby

I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
BILL COSBY

Eat Myself Pieces
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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Advice Necessary Stupidity Wisdom Word
The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Death Funny Life Reading Worst
When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Carry Weapon Yourself
Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Deep Hear Thinking Voice Woman Yourself
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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Deep Eyes See
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Children Goodness Ideas Myself Reality Reason Time
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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Avoid Law Promise
When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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One Liner Yourself
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Carry Children End Funny Name
I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Home Loss Myself
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Beautiful Children Love People Sex
There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Dignity Person Right
Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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Decision Fear Yourself
If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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Recognize See Yourself
Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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Children Development Music Time Weird

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