Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
BILL COSBYParents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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