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Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.

Bill Cosby

Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Deep Devil Forget
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Children Ordinary Parents Talk
Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Lips Yourself
Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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Art God Hairs One Liner
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Carry Children End Funny Name
Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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Fantasy Funny Greatness Oneself Romantic
When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Deep Dream One Liner Wake Up Yourself
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Children Home Human
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Dog Teaching Yourself
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Beautiful Children Love People Sex
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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Desire Failure Fear Greatness Success
Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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Afraid Decision Inspirational
Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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Danger People World
Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Deep Hear Thinking Voice Woman Yourself
You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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Authority Power Trust Yourself
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Funny Future God Hope

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