You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
BILL COSBYThe past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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