That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
BILL COSBYThe past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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