Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
BILL COSBYThe past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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