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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
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Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
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Any place I hang my head is home.
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I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
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Do you mind if I don’t smoke?
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
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