Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
GROUCHO MARXLearn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around.
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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
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If you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
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Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
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In studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat.
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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
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A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
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I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
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The only real laughter comes from despair.
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