I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
GROUCHO MARXLearn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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The only real laughter comes from despair.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Somebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
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Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I’ll never know.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you’re probably watching the wrong channel.
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My mother loved children – she would have given anything if I had been one.
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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Why don’t you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
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All geniuses die young.
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Here’s to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!
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Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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