Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
GROUCHO MARXLearn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
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Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
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Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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I’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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We’ll meet at the theater tonight. I’ll hold your seat ’til you get there. Once you get there; you’re on your own.
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If you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because I’d like to hear it again.
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Anything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all.
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My mother loved children – she would have given anything if I had been one.
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