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There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.

Mark Twain

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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Clothes Influence Man Naked People Society
Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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Born Inspirational Life Positive Reason Success Wisdom
My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
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Alcohol Book Funny Genius Water Wine Writing
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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Animal Dog Fellow Grace Speak
In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
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Book Desire Imagination People Read
Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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FAction Healing Humour Treat
What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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Create Disappointment Father Heaven Humour Man Monkey
It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
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Give Up Human Nature Humour Smoking Time World
If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
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Democracy Difference Government Vote
Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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Animal Cruel Man Pain Pleasure
Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
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Enemy Friendship Heart Togetherness Work

There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.

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There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.

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