If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
MARK TWAINThere was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
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My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
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The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
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You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
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Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
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When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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