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George Carlin Quote - There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.

There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.

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The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
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If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
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The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
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I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
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Meow means woof in cat.
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Always do whatever’s next.
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Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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How can he be perfect? Everything he ever makes, dies.
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Deep Die Man One Liner Perfection
There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.
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