“There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.”

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.

Sometimes a little brain damage can help.

Life is tough, then you die.

A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.

Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.

If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.

I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.

I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.

With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius.

I’ve never owned a telescope, but it’s something I’m thinking of looking into.

Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away.

Remember, in life, you will always be faced with a series of God-ordained opportunities brilliantly disguised as problems and challenges.

The big challenge is to become all that you have the possibility of becoming.

Every day is different, and some days are better than others, but no matter how challenging the day, I get up and live it.

No business can continue to shrink. That can only go on for so long before irrelevancy sets in.

The true measure of a successful leader is their ability to discover the hidden talent in those they lead and challenge them to achieve greatness.

Breaking the rules and challenging convention is in the DNA of every successful entrepreneur.

Everyting negative – pressure, challenges – is all an opportunity for me to rise.

When we stop growing, life gives us a challenge to make us grow.