I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
GROUCHO MARXI love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
GROUCHO MARXAge is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
GROUCHO MARXGetting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
GROUCHO MARXBefore I speak, I have something important to say.
GROUCHO MARXMilitary intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
GROUCHO MARXI think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
GROUCHO MARXI never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
GROUCHO MARXHumour is reason gone mad.
GROUCHO MARXA child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
GROUCHO MARXI’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
GROUCHO MARXLearn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
GROUCHO MARXIf you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
GROUCHO MARXIf you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
GROUCHO MARXLove flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
GROUCHO MARXWell, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
GROUCHO MARXSomebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
GROUCHO MARX