Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
GEORGE CARLINPeople always tell me “Have a nice day.” Well what if I don’t want to? What if I want to have a crappy day?
More George Carlin Quotes
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Sometimes a little brain damage can help.
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The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
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It’s never just a game when you’re winning.
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I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.
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If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other’s picture.
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Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
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I don’t have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
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Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.
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Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck.
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Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
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Religion is just mind control.
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