I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
GROUCHO MARXLife is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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Time wounds all heels.
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Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
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Any place I hang my head is home.
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I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
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The only real laughter comes from despair.
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I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
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In studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat.
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She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
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When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun’.
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
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We’ll meet at the theater tonight. I’ll hold your seat ’til you get there. Once you get there; you’re on your own.
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Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
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