Anything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all.
GROUCHO MARXLife is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket.
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If I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
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I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
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Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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Here’s to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!
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If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you’re probably watching the wrong channel.
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I must admit, I was born at an early age.
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
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A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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