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A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
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Any place I hang my head is home.
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If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
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I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
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Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
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All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
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I’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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In studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat.
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun’.
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I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
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