Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
MARK TWAINMy books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
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History doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme.
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Obscurity and a competence – that is the life that is best worth living.
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear.
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When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
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