Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
MARK TWAINMy books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
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A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.
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When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
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You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
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Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
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