I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
MARK TWAINNever argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
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Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
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Be good and you will be lonesome.
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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
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I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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