There’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
MARK TWAINNever argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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Be good and you will be lonesome.
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I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
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A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
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I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
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Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
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If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
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In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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