If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
MARK TWAINNever argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
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There’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
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If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
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In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
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It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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