Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
GROUCHO MARXI never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I’ll never know.
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A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
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While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
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A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
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Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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Humour is reason gone mad.
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My mother loved children – she would have given anything if I had been one.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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All geniuses die young.
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Go, and never darken my towels again.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
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I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
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