Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
GROUCHO MARXI never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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I must admit, I was born at an early age.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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Room service? Send up a larger room.
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I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun’.
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
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Go, and never darken my towels again.
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All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
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Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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Why don’t you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
GROUCHO MARX