Somebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
GROUCHO MARXI must admit, I was born at an early age.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
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Don’t look now, but there’s one man too many in this room, and I think it’s you.
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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Here’s to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!
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Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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I must admit, I was born at an early age.
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A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you’re probably watching the wrong channel.
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Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
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The only real laughter comes from despair.
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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I’ll never know.
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Humour is reason gone mad.
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Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman.
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Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
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I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
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