Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
GROUCHO MARXI must admit, I was born at an early age.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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Go, and never darken my towels again.
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I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I’ll never know.
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If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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Whatever it is, I’m against it.
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If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you’re probably watching the wrong channel.
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around.
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The only real laughter comes from despair.
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