The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
WILL ROGERSYou know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
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Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
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If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
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You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
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It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
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You’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.
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Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
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The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
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A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.
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Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
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Always drink upstream from the herd.
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
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