Always drink upstream from the herd.
WILL ROGERSYou know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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No man is great if he thinks he is.
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Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
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All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
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You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
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Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
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You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
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What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
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