Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
MARK TWAINThe trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
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The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
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Classic – a book which people praise and don’t read.
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A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.
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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
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In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
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There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
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