The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
MARK TWAINThe trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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Obscurity and a competence – that is the life that is best worth living.
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You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
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Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
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The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
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If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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