The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
MARK TWAINYou can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
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Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
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There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
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There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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