I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
MARK TWAINYou can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
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When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
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A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
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