When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
MARK TWAINYou can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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The secret to getting ahead is getting started.
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Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
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The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear.
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Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
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There’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
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A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.
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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
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I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
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