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George Carlin Quote - What do dogs do on their day off?; Can’t lie around – that’s their job!

What do dogs do on their day off?; Can’t lie around – that’s their job!

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Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that’s twice as big as it needs to be.
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