An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
WILL ROGERSYou can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
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Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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Work to make a living; serve to make a life.
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Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
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I never met a man I didn’t like.
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On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
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It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
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There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
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You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
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The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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No man is great if he thinks he is.
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Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
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