A fool and his money are soon elected.
WILL ROGERSYou can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
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Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
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The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
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Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
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Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
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I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
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The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
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If you want to be successful, it’s just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
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If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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