There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
WILL ROGERSYou can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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People’s minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
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The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
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I never met a man I didn’t like.
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There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
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The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
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Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
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If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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A fool and his money are soon elected.
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Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
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If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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Common sense ain’t common.
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