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People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.

Will Rogers

The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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Farmer Optimistic
Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
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Buy Gamble Save Sell Stock Market
I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
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Belong Democracy Organization Party Politics
There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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Education Man Stupidity
The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
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Joke Pratical Trouble
Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
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Chair Deserve Funny High Five Face People
There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
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Failure Formula Guarantee Please Try
If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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Advertisement Amount Improvement Money
The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
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Man Mistake never Tired
I never met a man I didn’t like.
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Man Meet never One Liner
If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
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Die Dog Heaven Want
Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
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Inspirational Right Sit Track
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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Mess Stupidity Trouble
You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
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Chance Impression Inspirational Life
No man is great if he thinks he is.
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Greatness Man One Liner
The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
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Death Difference Government Meet Tax Time
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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Country Job Morning President
If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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Politics Truth
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
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Finding Life Rush Save Time
The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
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Experience Happen Hard Time Inspirational
It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
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Philosophy Trouble
Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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Ashame Gossip Live Parrot Sell
People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
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Fly People Rage
You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
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Advance Civilization Kill War
There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
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Government Match Men Play
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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Death Grandfather Peace Scream Sleep
A fool and his money are soon elected.
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Fools Money

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