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People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.

Will Rogers

Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
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Chair Deserve Funny High Five Face People
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
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Dog Politics Reason
An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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Cry Laugh Onion People Vegetable
People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
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Fly People Rage
I never met a man I didn’t like.
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Man Meet never One Liner
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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Country Job Morning President
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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Mess Stupidity Trouble
If you want to be successful, it’s just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
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Believe Inspirational Love Success Want
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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Death Grandfather Peace Scream Sleep
The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
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Experience Happen Hard Time Inspirational
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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Account Democracy Government Nation People
Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
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Government Pay Thankful
What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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Clean Country Mind Need
All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
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Ignorance Newspaper Reading
The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
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Joke Pratical Trouble
We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
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Election Man Politics Unfortunate

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