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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

Will Rogers

Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
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Buy Gamble Save Sell Stock Market
The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
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Experience Happen Hard Time Inspirational
Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
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History Inspirational Let Go Past
You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
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Greatness Judgment Man Missing
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
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Motivational Park Road Space Success
Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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Change Comedy People Politics Serious
You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
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Chance Impression Inspirational Life
If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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Advertisement Amount Improvement Money
An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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Cry Laugh Onion People Vegetable
Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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Blow Carry Far Horn Sound
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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Account Democracy Government Nation People
People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
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Fly People Rage
Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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Ashame Gossip Live Parrot Sell
Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
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Buy Earn Human Nature Impress Money People
I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
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Belong Democracy Organization Party Politics
Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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Buy Land Stuff

I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

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