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The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.

Will Rogers

The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
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Fight Ignorant Quick
Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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Blow Carry Far Horn Sound
If you want to be successful, it’s just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
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Believe Inspirational Love Success Want
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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Country Job Morning President
Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
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Buy Earn Human Nature Impress Money People
Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
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Advertisement Convince Money Need People Spend
If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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Advertisement Amount Improvement Money
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
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Birthday Experience Old Wait Worth
You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
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Break Hear Horse People Smart
Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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Ashame Gossip Live Parrot Sell
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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Learning Men Observation Reading Stupidity
An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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Cry Laugh Onion People Vegetable
Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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Chew Funny Man Slap Tabacoo
The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
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Experience Happen Hard Time Inspirational
The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
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Man Mistake never Tired
You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
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Advance Civilization Kill War

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