I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
MARK TWAINA clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
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Obscurity and a competence – that is the life that is best worth living.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
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It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
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