All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
MARK TWAINA clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
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Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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There’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
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I haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them.
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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
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It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
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There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
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