“Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.”

I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.

It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.

Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.

The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.

The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.

Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.

Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.

Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.

It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.

It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.

They say the open road helps you think. About where you’ve been and where you’re going.

You have to be ready to receive help, whether that be through a book, a therapist or counselor, or a doctor of some kind. That willingness can lead you through a door to the other side, and that’s where healing can truly begin.

The greatest satisfaction is not the decoration. It is knowing that I am able to help someone who needs help.

Risk is trying to control something you are powerless over.

The highest test of the civilization of any race is in its willingness to extend a helping hand to the less fortunate.

Chance never helps those who do not help themselves.

We are here because there are things that need our help. Like the planet. Like each other. Like animals. The world is like a garden, and we are its protectors.

No matter how much you’re going to be criticized or no matter how big of a risk it is, the boldness is the thing that helps you.