I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
MARK TWAINAlways do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
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There’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
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To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
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I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
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The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
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