Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
MARK TWAINAlways do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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History doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme.
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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
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A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
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There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
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Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
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I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
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