Time wounds all heels.
GROUCHO MARXMost young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
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Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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Here’s to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!
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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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Don’t look now, but there’s one man too many in this room, and I think it’s you.
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
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I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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If you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
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