Whatever it is, I’m against it.
GROUCHO MARXMost young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
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If I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
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Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
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Somebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
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We’ll meet at the theater tonight. I’ll hold your seat ’til you get there. Once you get there; you’re on your own.
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
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I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
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Any place I hang my head is home.
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I must admit, I was born at an early age.
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I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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