Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
GROUCHO MARXMost young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
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I only write first editions.
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Don’t look now, but there’s one man too many in this room, and I think it’s you.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
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Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman.
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All geniuses die young.
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Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
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In studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat.
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I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
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Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
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Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
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