Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
GROUCHO MARXA man is only as old as the woman he feels.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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I’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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If you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
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I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
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Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you’re probably watching the wrong channel.
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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
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I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
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I only write first editions.
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Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
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Humour is reason gone mad.
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
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