Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
GROUCHO MARXA man is only as old as the woman he feels.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
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Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
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Any place I hang my head is home.
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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I’ll never know.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
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If you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because I’d like to hear it again.
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She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
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Somebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
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I never go to movies where the hero’s tits are bigger than the heroine’s.
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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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