We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
GROUCHO MARXA man is only as old as the woman he feels.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Here’s to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
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I must admit, I was born at an early age.
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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
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You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
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Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around.
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I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I’ll never know.
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If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
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The only real laughter comes from despair.
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Somebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
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