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The only real laughter comes from despair.

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You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
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Huff Humour Leave
I’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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Beat Confidence Goodness Head Mind Revenge War
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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Arrow Banana Fly Fruit Time
Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you’re probably watching the wrong channel.
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I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
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Exception Face Forget Humour
Room service? Send up a larger room.
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Funny Hotel Humour Room Service
I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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Equality Freedom Prejudices
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I’ll never know.
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Elephant Funny Humour Morning Pajama
Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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Fly Love Money Reality Truth
Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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Attitude Confidence
If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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Finding Happiness Hard Time Healing Laugh
I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
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Clothes Sex Sexy Triumphed Women
Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
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Dead Funny Man One Liner Stop Watch
In studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat.
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Education Heart Heart Beat Listen Metabolism Study
Why don’t you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
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Bore Hole Insult Run
A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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Children Fetch Funny Understand

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