Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
GROUCHO MARXAnyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
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Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman.
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I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
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Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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I never go to movies where the hero’s tits are bigger than the heroine’s.
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I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
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Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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Whatever it is, I’m against it.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
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Time wounds all heels.
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