All geniuses die young.
GROUCHO MARXLove flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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Time wounds all heels.
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From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
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A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
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If I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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Die in the West and you’re halfway to Heaven.
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Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
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