All geniuses die young.
GROUCHO MARXLove flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I’ll never know.
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
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Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
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Room service? Send up a larger room.
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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
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I never go to movies where the hero’s tits are bigger than the heroine’s.
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Humour is reason gone mad.
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
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I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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Don’t look now, but there’s one man too many in this room, and I think it’s you.
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In studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat.
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