All geniuses die young.
GROUCHO MARXIf a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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I only write first editions.
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I’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman.
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Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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Time wounds all heels.
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I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
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Humour is reason gone mad.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you’re probably watching the wrong channel.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
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Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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