To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
BOB HOPEThe high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
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I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
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The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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