In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
BOB HOPEIn England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
BOB HOPEShe got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
BOB HOPEThe Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
BOB HOPEYou can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
BOB HOPEFree speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
BOB HOPEI’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
BOB HOPEWe have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
BOB HOPEWe’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
BOB HOPEAudiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
BOB HOPEPeople who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
BOB HOPEBy the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
BOB HOPEMilton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
BOB HOPEJimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
BOB HOPETokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
BOB HOPEA sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
BOB HOPEIt was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
BOB HOPE