I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’
BOB HOPEI don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
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I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
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I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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