We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
BOB HOPEI tell jokes to pay my green fees.
More Bob Hope Quotes
-
-
Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
BOB HOPE -
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
BOB HOPE -
Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
BOB HOPE -
If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
BOB HOPE -
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
BOB HOPE -
At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
BOB HOPE -
I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
BOB HOPE -
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
BOB HOPE -
Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
BOB HOPE -
Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
BOB HOPE -
Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
BOB HOPE -
I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
BOB HOPE -
I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
BOB HOPE -
I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
BOB HOPE -
YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
BOB HOPE