Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
BOB HOPEI tell jokes to pay my green fees.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
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The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
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I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
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There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
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