We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
BOB HOPEI tell jokes to pay my green fees.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
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There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
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I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
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I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’
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I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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