“It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.”

Most unhappiness is caused because people listen to themselves… instead of talking to themselves.

Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!

Once in a while, people enter our lives and lessen the loneliness of being away from Home.

I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.

I love the feeling of being anonymous in a city I’ve never been before.

Leaders are made through discipline, training, experience, failure, and the desire to continually improve.

Through the Rosary the faithful receive abundant grace, as though from the very hands of the Mother of the Redeemer.

We’re born alone. We do need each other. It’s lonely to really effectively live your life, and anyone you can get help from or give help to; that’s part of your obligation.

The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.

England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.

Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’

Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.

I made that picture, and then suddenly the whole situation closed in again. And it became bedlam.(On the 1968 shooting of U.S. presidential candidate Bobby Kennedy.)

Better informed delegates, better workplace safety saves companies money. Unions are very good at safety. We are good at teaching delegates how to resolve disputes.

When you get over 95, every day is your day.

The bottom line is that TV can either be a great asset to your career, or if you’re a complete ass that people hate, it can be the final nail in your coffin.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?

Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner.

If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty. “Who cares?”

I think women dress for other women to let them know what their deal is. Because if women were only dressing for men, there would be nothing but Victoria’s Secret. There would be no Dior.

Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion.

It’s hilarious a lot of times. You have a conversation with someone, and he’s like, ‘You speak so well!’ I’m like, ‘What do you mean? Do you understand that’s an insult?