Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
KIN HUBBARDNobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
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If there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
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There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
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There is no failure except in no longer trying.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
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Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
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Many a family tree needs trimming
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
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