Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
KIN HUBBARDNobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
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Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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A loafer always has the correct time.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
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The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it’s so crowded.
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Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
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University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
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Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
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If there’s anything a public servant hates to do it’s something for the public.
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