If there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
KIN HUBBARDNobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.
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I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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Many a family tree needs trimming
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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