When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
KIN HUBBARDNobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
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A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
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Many a family tree needs trimming
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
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I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
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