The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
KIN HUBBARDNobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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If at first you do succeed don’t take any more chances.
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Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn’t have as many monuments to unveil.
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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
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Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn’t be so bad if they thought.
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Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
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Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
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Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
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If there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
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There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
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The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
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Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it’s so crowded.
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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