Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
KIN HUBBARDNobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
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Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
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Many a family tree needs trimming
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
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