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George Carlin Quote - Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.

Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.

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The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
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Average Direction Each Other Expectation Life Opposite
So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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Burn Death Enjoyment Family Fun Happiness Hell
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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I’ll bet there aren’t too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes.
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If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
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People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math.
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Acceptance Handwriting Love Maths People
If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
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I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.
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Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.
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Baby Conservation Death Live Soldier Teaching
Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
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One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
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Meow means woof in cat.
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Animal Cat Humour One Liner Woof
I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
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Attitude Hustle Inspirational Myself One Liner Success
With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius.
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Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
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Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
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Deep Fly Walk

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