Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
GEORGE CARLINScratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.
More George Carlin Quotes
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There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
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So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.
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Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?
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Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.
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I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
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A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
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When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot’s hands.
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Religion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
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It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
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There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
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Always do whatever’s next.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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