The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
KIN HUBBARDThere’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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If there’s anything a public servant hates to do it’s something for the public.
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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There is no failure except in no longer trying.
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Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
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Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
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When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
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Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.
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A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
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We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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