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Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.

Rodney Dangerfield

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I’m at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I’ve just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
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On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.
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One year they asked me to be poster boy – for birth control.
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I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
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A girl phoned me the other day and said… ‘Come on over, there’s nobody home.’ I went over. Nobody was home.
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My wife can’t cook at all. She made chocolate mousse. An antler got stuck in my throat.
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All Antier Chocolate Cook Got Mae Mouse Stuck Throat Wife
Each time an actor acts he does not hide; he exposes himself.
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My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.
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I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.
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I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.
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