I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
MARK TWAINThe more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
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A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
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Classic – a book which people praise and don’t read.
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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The secret to getting ahead is getting started.
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
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