Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
MARK TWAINThe more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.
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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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History doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme.
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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
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I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
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Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
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The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
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The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
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