But in the movies, I just love the heavies. It’s much more fun.
ALAN KINGBut in the movies, I just love the heavies. It’s much more fun.
ALAN KINGI don’t mind being 65, but nobody is gonna tell me to come in at 5:30 to have the early bird special.
ALAN KINGYou do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet.
ALAN KINGWe watch society. As society behaves, then we have the ability to make fun of it.
ALAN KINGYou know you are getting old when people tell you how good you look.
ALAN KINGMy lawyer said, “Shouldn’t be a problem. What kind of coverage do you have?” I said, “Fire and theft.” The lawyer frowned. “Uh oh. Wrong kind. Should be fire OR theft.”
ALAN KINGAn old socialist-unionist who always considered himself a failure. His big line was: ‘Don’t end up like me.
ALAN KINGI was a high school throw-out.
ALAN KINGThen, of course, you’re hooked and you have to learn how to survive in the business.
ALAN KINGI won’t eat in a place that has suits of armor.
ALAN KINGMarriage is nature’s way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.
ALAN KINGIt’s not easy being a father, but I’ve been allowed a comeback.
ALAN KINGWe set no styles, no standards. We’re reflections. It’s a distorted mirror in the fun house.
ALAN KINGI just never saw my mother in any other room but the kitchen. There were always pots going.
ALAN KINGMy mother’s sister was killed in a trolley car accident, so I was raised as one of eight with my sister and six male cousins.
ALAN KINGLet’s face it: It’s difficult enough to be funny without worrying about what is going to offend whom.
ALAN KING