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George Carlin Quote - If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

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Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
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The main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
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Always do whatever’s next.
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Inspirational Life One Liner Success
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
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Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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Religion is just mind control.
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Control Mind One Liner Religion
So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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Burn Death Enjoyment Family Fun Happiness Hell
Sometimes a little brain damage can help.
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Brain Damage Healing Helping One Liner
The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
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Fuck People Planet
I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
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Concerntration Crack Flower Fuck Grass Hero
I don’t have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
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Cost Deep Freedom Hobby Interest Money Positive
I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
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Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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Argument Beat Experience Failure Lost
The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.
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There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.
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