How can he be perfect? Everything he ever makes, dies.
GEORGE CARLIN
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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How can he be perfect? Everything he ever makes, dies.
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The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
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We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
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If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
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Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.
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There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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If your kid needs a role model and you ain’t it, you’re both fucked.
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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
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There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.
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If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot.
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
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