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George Carlin Quote - If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

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Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away.
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Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.
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The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
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People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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I’m happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.
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Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
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Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
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If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
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Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.
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Religion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.
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I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
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Sometimes a little brain damage can help.
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Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
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It’s never just a game when you’re winning.
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